Trap-rock for sale!

[Meridenborn]

Announcement: To all Cheshire residents; The Meriden City Council has decided to sell public lands on one of its Hanging Hills for development.
Get in on the action. ROCK bottom prices on the Metacomet Ridge! McMansions for all you rich Cheshirites, business and manufacturing sites available, too. Board and commission problems? No worries, this is Merden!Don't miss this opportunity to exploit Meriden's natural heritage. Mining in the guise of site development? Take a hike, treehuggers! We don't need no stinking rules in Murdin. First come, first serve.
For more info call owner: Meriden City Council at TEL# 203-630-4125

Hurry while the rock lasts.

[Modica]

Announcement: To all Cheshire residents; The Meriden City Council has decided to sell public lands on one of its Hanging Hills for development.
Get in on the action. ROCK bottom prices on the Metacomet Ridge! McMansions for all you rich Cheshirites, business and manufacturing sites available, too. Board and commission problems? No worries, this is Merden!Don't miss this opportunity to exploit Meriden's natural heritage. Mining in the guise of site development? Take a hike, treehuggers! We don't need no stinking rules in Murdin. First come, first serve.
For more info call owner: Meriden City Council at TEL# 203-630-4125

Hurry while the rock lasts.
No thanks, I think I'll stay in Cheshire. The taxes in Meriden are much higher than in Cheshire. Will RC be able to see the hustle and bustle of downtown from his McMansion? Oh scenic Meriden, most of us did not know you when...

[Meridenborn]

[QUOTE=Modica]No thanks, I think I'll stay in Cheshire. The taxes in Meriden are much higher than in Cheshire. Will RC be able to see the hustle and bustle of downtown from his McMansion? Oh scenic Meriden, most of us did not know you when...[/QUOTE

RC should be able to see the Northend in all its finery from the top of the mountain because as you know he plans to level the forest around his McMansion and use the trees to heat the 11 bedroom trophy home.
As he drives in a BMW to his new home past the junkyard, the defunct concrete plant and abandoned trailer on Hicks Ave Ext he can take in this scenery as the other trophy home owners will. I expect flocks of rich folk and corporate scum to be clamoring for homes atop Cathole Mountain. As RC and his neighbors gaze longingly at the power plant and the manufacturing sites surrounding their McMansions, they can celebrate being true Northenders.

Reminder: RC is Meridenborn's #1 Homo sapien