New Candidate! Vote for Me!

[Marc Syrah]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the
official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will
use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our
many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They
will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor
any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40
hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal,
you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences, if convicted
you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim,
gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel
of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the
American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every
day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you
better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks
for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in
November.

God bless America

[Jim N]

You've got my vote. Do you need a VP or cabinet member? Here's what I would add to your ideas.
About time Americans and the government starts putting America and Americans above everyone else. Let me add unless you are American you can not own a business or property in the USA. No foreign aid or disaster relief to any country until every American citizen has 3 meals a day and a safe place to sleep and health care. If you lose your frivolous lawsuit you have to pay all costs for the other side. Lawyers need to find gainful employment at a pay no higher then 10 times the minimum wage, same goes for professional athletes and celebrities. Elected officials cannot get retirement ever, they have to pay for their own health care the same as we working people do. Junkets to other countries have to be paid for by that politician, what the conditions there are is not the USA's problem. Let the rest of the world deal with it I'm tired of Americans being killed for being policeman all over the world. The mid east wants our presence there to keep the peace and the oil flowing. OK we pay a dollar a gallon for high test and 50 cents for heating oil or they can blow themselves up and we'll get our oil from Alaska and off shore as well as other USA places. Then if we have enough we can sell it. Israel better learn how to behave they stole that land from the Palestinians after WWII and we give them foreign aid that should stop. That was the cause of 9/11.
An intelligence test is required along with service in the military or full time employment of 2+ continuous years to vote. If you're unemployed on welfare or locked up in a loony bin or prison or can not figure out how to work a voting machine this country doesn't need your vote.

[alwaysright]

You've got my vote. Do you need a VP or cabinet member? Here's what I would add to your ideas.
About time Americans and the government starts putting America and Americans above everyone else. Let me add unless you are American you can not own a business or property in the USA. No foreign aid or disaster relief to any country until every American citizen has 3 meals a day and a safe place to sleep and health care. If you lose your frivolous lawsuit you have to pay all costs for the other side. Lawyers need to find gainful employment at a pay no higher then 10 times the minimum wage, same goes for professional athletes and celebrities. Elected officials cannot get retirement ever, they have to pay for their own health care the same as we working people do. Junkets to other countries have to be paid for by that politician, what the conditions there are is not the USA's problem. Let the rest of the world deal with it I'm tired of Americans being killed for being policeman all over the world. The mid east wants our presence there to keep the peace and the oil flowing. OK we pay a dollar a gallon for high test and 50 cents for heating oil or they can blow themselves up and we'll get our oil from Alaska and off shore as well as other USA places. Then if we have enough we can sell it. Israel better learn how to behave they stole that land from the Palestinians after WWII and we give them foreign aid that should stop. That was the cause of 9/11.
An intelligence test is required along with service in the military or full time employment of 2+ continuous years to vote. If you're unemployed on welfare or locked up in a loony bin or prison or can not figure out how to work a voting machine this country doesn't need your vote.


intelligence test and employment maybe- but being a miltary person? why? because they grabbed the cash bonus when there was no war, hoped for an education that the government never plans on giving and then get treated like dirt when you return? there is little to no incentive, unless you subscribe to little george's fear tactics, to join up. AND NOW- he illegally brings us into Pakistan. McCaged will have us fighting Russia and even the RJ's conservative heart attack victim will praise him for that.