Do You Fit?

[Helen Cooper]

I think that folks like you and me
Are each in a category,
Like ears too big or nose too small
Or not much of a neck at all,
Prominent teeth, receding chin,
Feet that point out or maybe in,
Skin that is dark, skin that is fair,
A balding head or lots of hair,
A generous mouth or puckered lips,
Very small waist or enormous hips,
A mustache with a curlicue,
These characteristics are just a few.
Do none of these apply to you?
Or do you not agree with me
That we all fit in a category?